"Open books, not legs" is the dumbest shit ever like

if I wanna read then I’ll read

and if I wanna fuck then I’ll fuck

and if I wanna rest my book against a hot guy’s head while he puts it between my spread legs then I’m gonna fucking do that bye

(Source: umhi-im-alexis, via bewaretheclaire)

49 minutes ago
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spankmehardbarry:

conkersradfurday:

spankmehardbarry:

i keep getting random erections today and idk why

I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.

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(via never-been-perfect-never-will-be)

50 minutes ago
190,212 notes

coolbloqqer:

hot people are so lucky im so pissed

(via succeeding)

52 minutes ago
369,102 notes

tipsymaple:

I may not be a perfect person but at least I have never yelled at an employee in a store

(via i-want-u-now-or-never)

1 hour ago
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sageruto:

my roommate and i just bought the gayest cake

sageruto:

my roommate and i just bought the gayest cake

52 minutes ago
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fruitcrocs:

hiding from your responsibilities like 

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(Source: fruitcrocs, via surprisebitch)

1 hour ago
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