cocaineteas:

OMG I thought you’d never ask! YES! YESSS! YESSSS!!!!

cocaineteas:

OMG I thought you’d never ask! YES! YESSS! YESSSS!!!!

(via fivegoldencockrings)

7 hours ago
535 notes

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

750,324 people whose mama taught them right

(via thedarklordemort)

1 day ago
841,197 notes

outrights:

cuddle me or give me cash either is acceptable 

(Source: outrights, via accio--t-ardis)

2 days ago
74,549 notes

wifigodz:

america looks dumb sending a bunch of gays to russia to show them that it is acceptable and they should be treated equally but yet gAY MARRIAGE IS ILLEGAL

(Source: lmaoalien, via pullmycartknee)

3 days ago
107,315 notes

fartgallery:

chesterloaf:

fartgallery:

i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

(via ohmywifi)

1 day ago
336,893 notes

i-am-that-monster:

thatshinyobject:

kingsleyyy:

2015 is only 5 months away, just let that sink in

What the fuck does the sink want now

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(via lucky13thllama)

2 days ago
338,807 notes

sean-codyvevo:

Just because I’m gay…

FINALLY SOMEONE DISMISSES THESE AWFUL GAY STEREOTYPES

(Source: tooyoungtoonmb, via unbrokenbelieber)

3 days ago
152,660 notes